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Better safe, than sorry.

If your partner claims that they dont need an STD test because they “basically know they don’t have anything because they would’ve seen something by now” DO NOT TOUCH THEM!

I love it when women love themselves.
I love it when women are learning to love themselves.
I love it when women inspire other women to love themselves

- (v (via simplybelove)

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Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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Badass accordion from The Haunted House (1929)


Badass accordion from The Haunted House (1929)


I need food and an orgasm


As time goes on, you’ll understand. What lasts, lasts; what doesn’t, doesn’t. Time solves most things. And what time can’t solve, you have to solve yourself.

- Haruki Murakami, Dance Dance Dance (via wordsnquotes)

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s him.

- (via o-fucking-k)

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I am not violent. I am not malicious. I am a result.

- Death, The Book Thief (via brivid)

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I support thick thighs

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the sound I heard when I was 9 and my father slammed the front door so hard behind him I swear to god it shook the whole house. For the next 3 years I watched my mother break her teeth on vodka bottles. I think she stopped breathing when he left. I think part of her died. I think he took her heart with him when he walked out. Her chest is empty, just a shattered mess or cracked ribs and depression pills.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s all the blood in the sink. It’s the night that I spent 12 hours in the emergency room waiting to see if my sister was going to be okay, after the boy she loved, told her he didn’t love her anymore. It’s the crying, and the fluorescent lights, and white sneakers and pale faces and shaky breaths and blood. So much blood.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the time that I had to stay up for two days straight with my best friend while she cried and shrieked and threw up on my bedroom floor because her boyfriend fucked his ex. I swear to god she still has tear streaks stained onto her cheeks. I think when you love someone, it never really goes away.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s the six weeks we had a substitute in English because our teacher was getting divorced and couldn’t handle getting out of bed. When she came back she was smiling. But her hands shook so hard when she held her coffee, you could see that something was broken inside. And sometimes when things break, you can’t fix them. Nothing ever goes back to how it was. I got an A in English that year. I think her head was always spinning too hard to read any essays.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s that I do.


It’s not that I don’t love you.  (via extrasad)

I’m so in love with this

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Do not wait until all the conditions are perfect for you to begin. Beginning makes the conditions perfect.

-  Alan Cohen (via purplebuddhaproject)

I want to make you feel so fucking happy that you forget every bit of sad in you

- Nahilliam Truspear (via bl-ossomed)

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